It's a beautiful day And doesnt it want to make you go out?
But you're out of luck this weekend
The forecast says to expect thunderstorms and heavy rainfall
So, don't forget your umbrellas
And remember if you've been bad
Iook out for the lightning Just kidding
The next song is...
Damn! Who the hell...?
Hello!
Suk-tae!Where're you?
Yang-e?
You sound... surprised
No...
My battery's dying so I'll keep it short
It never happened alright I won't tell the boss anything
Yang-e sorry but...
I did what I had to do
When the boss finds out you'll be dead within 3 days
Let him try something I know what I'm doing
I'd be tempted to do it too lts worth a lot!
Turn around and come back
Sorry, gotta go
No, hello, Suk-tae!
Don't hang up
You still there?
Suk-tae please come and get me out of here
Suffocating?
How could I not be asshole!
I don't know how but I'm impressed that you made the call
Why didn't you just kill me? You bastard!
Kill a friend? I couldnt do that
Okay Yo friend! Hey friend!
Suk-tae!
Suk-tae! Don't do this to me
Directed by SHIN Jung-won
Sisily 2 km
Warning! Fatal Accidents
Did I hit anything?
Sisily 2 km
Hey, over here!
Please help me!
I had an accident Could you help me out?
I crashed into the tree
A mansion in a place like this?
What? Mansion? The other guy said the Hotel
- Yah, that's right! - lsn't it?
Well... it's a long story
The last typhoon washed away all the houses in this village
So we got a government loan plus
scraped what we had and built that house together
I'm actually glad that the shacks were swept away
What?
We've got bathrooms with flushing toilets hot water...
and he's even got broadband!
You remember the outhouses before?
Goddamn maggots falling every where when I was taking a dump
Enough! You're making me sick!
Oh, God! How about having to pail out the shit for the fertilizer?
I hurt my back doing it!
Then how come you bother me every nightwith that back?
Not according to your husband!
How about barbecuing tonight?
- Sounds good! - You got some pork?
Hey, you know we never run out of pork!
Okay, everyone freshen up and come to my room
We have a guest Lets party!
I told you not to put the trap there!
- I saw a rabbit trapped on the field - I set it there for wild boars
Cute little buggers!
- What're you doing? - I'll be right out
Hurry up, the meat's burning!
What's your name little guy? Diamond!
Is he shitting? Let's have some fun
Oh shit!
Sir I'm officer KlM
Are you the owner ofthe jeep at the entrance ofthe village?
Yeah... sir
Please open the door
Wait a minute officer He isn't on the run is he?!
Take it easy Just hold on
I got a report of a hit and run
And its a stolen car
What? He's a thief?
He didn't seem like one!
Open the door or I'll break it down
Give me a minute sir
You have a key right? Go get it
I do, but...
Hey officer, you're going too far Don't do it
What're you talking about?
You are harboring a suspect lfyou don't get him out
I'll arrest you for being an accomplice
Arrest whom?
Officer how could you do this to us We're neighbors
We just met that bastard and you're saying that we're accomplices?
You are so mean!
Hey, where's the damn key hurry!
Hey mister come out!
They'll never grow up Stop it already!
Be quiet!
Unless you open the door on the count of 3, I'll break it in
Hold on!
- One! - No don't!
He said wait officer
- Two - Shit!
- Three! - No!
Hot!
Take it easy man I bribed him and he's gone
Hurry up man the meat's going fast!
He's so scared!
- When's the phone line getting fixed? - Monday morning
Damn crows! They cut the lines again I told you we should've kill them!
Do you think they meant to?
Oh great! Now the power too! Those fuckin crows!
Lets check the fuse box then go out and get them
Don't blame the crows, calm down!
What're you a damn spokesman for the crows?
No more nonsense Be reasonable!
- Nonsense? - Enough!
That jerk started it!
You come here to study? I've never seen you looking at a book!
Hey, you don't know that
Watch what you're saying!
Stop haggling him
- What? haggle? - Quiet!
What the hell is this?
Look at this!
- It looks real! - Oh my!
- How much is it worth! - At least tens of thousand dollars
Why would he have it up his nose?
Wait a minute So this is a real Diamond huh?
Look at the size of it!
- It doesn't belong to us - What?
The power's back
You don't know what greed can do to you
Let's give it back to the owner
Honey buy me a diamond necklace
Remember I want a big one
Let's all be honest
I think we all have the same thoughts
Since this is a minor offense we all have to agree
It should be divided exactly by the number of households
- What a nonsense! - That's not fair!
You and Choon-shik live alone so...
- You mean divide by the number of people? - lsn't that reasonable?
- If you've got ten kids then you get 10 times? - Nobody's got any kids
It was found in my house So I can keep it if I want to
You are being so greedy oldman
- Then let's say it never happened - Who says it never happened?
You are being so odd
The ones have enough wants more
Maybe all the land hes got is not enough for him
Hey call the police!
Excuse me...
2 person family gets 1.5!
Get up there and search!
Nothing boss
We'll sell the Diamond on Monday alright?
Sorry but can't we do it sooner?
I got a marriage meeting on Monday so...
The girl from Vietnam right?
- Really? - Right Choon-shik needs to get married
We should sell it sooner so he'd have some money when he sees the girl
Right, sir
Okay then Sunday agreed?
Sunday is okay!
- The love from Vietnam - Wouldn't the police suspect us?
Why?
If someone's dead they'd suspect the people around the sight first
And when they see us with money we'd be the first ones to be suspected
But we didn't kill anybody!
That's what you think Think of the circumstances
- Do we go to jail? - We got it from his nose
- How can we? - Criminal Law Art 162...
harboring of corpses... We go to jail
Nobody's interested in your fucking legal knowledge, So what do we do?
Think of solutions
So what should we do?
Excuse me...
What're you doing in there?
I thought I was dying boss
Suk-tae got me boss
And the merchadise?
I told you not to trust anybody
I was stupid boss
You got three days Get them back
- Don't worry boss - We'll take care of it boss
- Hey Mad dog - Take the light away
- Mad dog... - Yes boss
- Get me out of here - Yes boss
Hold the bag idiot!
Isn't the soup a little too salty?
- Is there some rice? - Sure
- You want some rice too? - Let me get you some rice
Hello...
- He's still alive! - Quiet
What happened... to me?
If we quit now it's attempted murder
- That was great! - The soup was good
I'll do the dishes
Does this go in the fridge...?
We do our job, you do yours!
Oh, please don't do this Please dont kill me!
Shut the fuck up
- I don't wanna die - I said shut up!
- Oh this isn't happening - Sorry
But there's no other choice So just help us out
We won't forget your memorial day
Hon, mark today's date so we won't forget
Okay
The memorial day... I marked it honey!
Hear that?
Hey please don't do this to me!
Shit! Choon-shik!
No wait hold on a second
Searching for the user's signal
The user has been located
- You got it? - Yes sir
Let's move
Sisily 2km Childrens Home 4 km
That must be Suk-tae's jeep sir
Fucking son of a bitch!
- Bring me more garlic - Here we go
Stop eating that
Will you stop?!
Who the hell's that?
- A movie star's car? - Not a chance
- Police? - They don't drive in that
That's not a police car
They might be 'undercover'
Don't make a fuss We didn't do anything wrong
Hello there! What're you cooking? It smells great!
How are you doing old man?
You must be making Kim chi!
We're looking for a pitiful being
Anybody seen him?
Nobody?
That can't be true
Hey sweetie
Don't call me sweetie
You're cute
I hear that a lot
You've seen him? I got a short fuse
Ifyou don't tell me on the count of 3 I'll cut up your nose 1, 2, 3~
Now I remember he stayed over a night
- He said he was heading East - Right East
Ma'am what do we look like?
- Gangsters - You're damn right
And that man over there with the knife he's notorious for being cold- blooded
He's crazy so we call him 'Mad dog'
And the cueball head next to him
You remember 'Blood Bath of lncheon'?
He was the main man, the Monk
Where... is he?
Fuck you!
Hey, you!
You see that's how she talks You gotta understand
Now can you imagine being her husband?
You're pissing me off!
Hey listen to me...
Search the area!
Go ahead ifyou want
Fucking asshole!
Hey you!
What's boiling in that damn pot!
Nothing... sir
We're making stew
What the...!
Wash it and put it back
Shit!
Goddamn pig foot allergy!
It's clear sir
They've been paid off
Risking their lives over a few penny...
I think he eloped knowing that we're here
No he's around I can smell him
- What're you doing? - I smell something too, boss
Who is that asshole?
He's related to the big boss and he told us to take him with us
Since hes a nuisance back there
Hes related to the big boss?
Please check their lQ next time you bring anybody!
What the fuck is that?
Are you here on a picnic? A fuckin picnic?
I swear I smell something
Mad dog Monk come here!
Can't you do anything right?
Are you on a picnic? A fuckin picnic?
No rooms!
That's bullshit!
Then what's with that sign 'rooms available'
And only people here are us right?
Which room is ours?
I'm asking you!
I said no
Sorry but I don't know anything about 'respecting' elders
Hey stop it! He's an old man!
He could be your father Please stop!
Choon-shik Choon-shik help!
My boss is an orphan he doesn't have a dad
Anyone meets my eyes better say goodbye to earthly things
Understand?
You looked at me, didn't you?
- No I didn't - Yes you did
I said no and I didn't
Hey scholar!
- You looked right? -No, I didn't!
You see? You looked, anus!
Stop hitting him, you thugs, Stop it!
Stop!
No more!
You see room available I can,t sleep outside
I need to sleep in a room!
It,s going to be a penance
Bullshi,t we torture them and they'll open their mouth
Ifthe torture works the World will be an easier place
Just stay calm, lfthe cops show up we're fucked
Tomorrow we'll look around the area
Boss I have such respect for you whenever I see that photo
Not every being wins the grand prize at the singing contest
- The 2nd place - Not the grand prize?
By only 1 point
Hey even that is great!
Who among us been on TV?
That is an achievement
A handsome guy great singer you're a natural lady's man
Isn't that right boss?
I'm fucking flattered already Cut it out
Where do I hang this?
- Just put it up anywhere - There's no hammer
We'll search the mountains tomorrow We can do it in a day
I think he's eloped already
No, he's stuck somewhere for some reason
Boss
- What is it now, asshole? - We got no nails
Are you here on a picnic? A fuckin picnic?
We'll just have to suck it up for the time being
Hold it up!
Hold it up, ass!
Sing!
I said sing!
What's your name?
Joo... ri...
Joo-ri, let me look into your eyes
My eyes are a lie detector
People I hate the most are the god damn liars
I really want to kill them all
However sad I am, I don't cry
Louder, fuck face!
- Don't waste your tears - Hold it up higher!
I traced that bastard's cell phone signal
and it says he's here
And you expect me to believe that you don't know where he is?
You don't think I'm serious?
You want me to call him right here?
Don't you have any brains?
Do you know what elasticity means?
Elasticity!
I don't cry
Hello
It's me Yang-e
We're here to find you but the villager won't tell me where you are
This wall... The nail... Stop it
Stop babbling and tell me where you are!
Boss
I was trying to hammer the nail on the wall...
But the wall is crying for help
So you still wanna mess with me huh?
Die, you asshole! Die!
Die, you son of a bitch, Die!
Where the fuck are you hiding?
Don't! I die! Help!
Boss!
I'll kill you!
- What? - I die! Don't hammer, or I die!
Don't
- I'm in the... - Why the fuck do you want to dye your eyes idiot?
Help me!
- Is the wall still crying for help asshole? - Yea!
Okay you and I are gonna die together damn idiot
Save me... The wall...
Hello
What did he say sir?
He said Save the Whales What the fuck is he talkin' about?
- Whales? - Where is he?
Same location as before
This asshole's driving me crazy!
<National Singing Contest
You'd better talk It's for your own good
If the boss gets pissed therell be a pandemonium
I love it, You're all loyal
Even to the extent of putting your own life on the line
So be it I guess I'll have to find him my own way!
Old man!
What's that Sutra chanting at night?
Watch your back!
Damn I can't get this angle right
It's so damn difficult!
You made Ramen? Fold the blankets
You didn't sleep well, did you?
Yeah the damn noisy Buddhist chanting shit drove me crazy all night
- It's called 'Amitabha' - What is it?
They chant it to drive away evil spirits
Last night I felt strange too
My limited knowledge on Buddhism says that
the Buddha recited this chant and expelled all evil spirits
and the ghosts
I feel certain Karma from this village
Okay okay
- It's full of negative energy - I get it already!
By the way, where did you go so early this morning?
You didn't look like you were going to the toilet
Who? You mean, me?
- Me? Out? - Yes boss
- You saw me too? - No sir, actually I didn't, boss
You'll be automatically connected to the messaging service
Get the weapons
You look awful something happened last night?
That bastard! I'll ki...
- Be careful, there're many traps out there - Thank you old man
Oh I love this fresh air!
Mother nature is... Where people belong
You're right boss
Help him up man!
- Your name's Hae-joo? - Yes boss
- How old are you? - Born in the year of Dog
You look so much older for your age
Got an aging virus or something?
- Born in 1982?! - No
- Right then 1970? - Nope!
Right then 195...
Let's go, And you...
- Don't call me 'boss' any more - Why not?
Just do what I say asshole!
You certainly weren't born in 1994 were you asshole?
- What if... he survived? - Nonsense!
How can he survive in there?
That thug's just trying to fake us out
But you can't be 100% sure he's dead
Even if he's alive how can he breathe?
Use your mind thinking about something else
But we used the heater to dry the cement and...
if there're a crack in the wall he could probably...
breathe!
I think we're lost boss
You idiot I told you not to cross the valley!
Hell why are they carrying this around?
Do they think this is their own house shit!
You see? This is the school I told you about
You saw this in your dream?
Right
We call it 'Deja vu' though it's not an easy word
What? 'Deja... what'
It means, 'Feels like been there and done that' boss
Like if you go to a new place
but it feels like you've been there before
For example...
It happens when you're really edgy or exhausted boss
Basically it's considered a 'mental disorder' boss
One of my neighbors had the same mental case boss
Wherever he went he'd say heve been there before
Whenever he meets a girl he'd say he's fucked her before
He ended up dying boss
But I wouldn't worry too much boss
Just once or twice isn't a problem boss
It's so creepy, It feels ghostly
- I've seen a ghost before - Really?
Usually in place like this
the wispy the purgatorial and the spinster ghost reside
Among them the spinster ghost is the worst one
- What is it? - The virgin ghost
Damn the phone was still on
Who put the nail there?
Lousy bastards
The virgin ghost targets one person and drives them to death
And if the wispy and purgatorial gets combined in the virgin ghost
even the Buddha himself couldn't do a thing
Hey come over here
I said come here
He may have more Diamonds up his nose
Answer me did you really see a ghost?
I'm asking you! Shut your mouth!
I told to keep your mouth shut
Take the lead you fuck
Don't drag it!
Keep quiet
Answer it come on
Boss, my master monk said that...
ghosts are scared of naked people
Especially virgin ghosts are afraid of...
men's thing
How do we know she's a real virgin?
Hurry up
- Don't panic - Don't panic
- Keep cool - Keep cool
- We're exercising - We're farming
Act naturally
1, 2, 3...
2, 2, 3...
1, 2, 3...
2, 2, 3...
1, 2, 3...
2, 2, 3...
When the jerks are gone, burn it
Drop your tools
Didn't you hear him? Put them down
Why don't you put yours down?
Hey old man
Shit, I feel like we're gonna lose
How can farmers look so intimidating?
Put them down
Yes boss I'm sure Suk-tae is still alive
I think they certainly know something but they aint talking boss
I'll try one more time